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Closed on Sunday

Recorded by: Blood Red Ink

The library's closed on Sunday
The demons have their fun day
In a vacant library
The demons have a party

The library's closed on Saturday
The hounds of Hell get fatter, hey!
When patrons are not reading
Then Satan's spawn is breeding

The library's closed on evenings
That Devil plants his seedlings
When pages are not turning
It's good as a book burning

The library's closed on Friday
It's evil's info highway
It's economic hardship
Or is it devil worship?

An idle library is the Devil's laboratory
An idle library is the Devil's lavatory
An idle library (closed on Sunday)
An idle library (closed on Saturday)
An idle library (closed on evenings)
An idle library (closed on Friday)
An idle library (closed on Sunday)

[Attention, library patrons: The library is closed on Sunday ...]

(Lyrics and music: Smith)