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(You're at the Library Cuz) Mom Don't Love You

Recorded by: the anAACRonisms

you're at the library ...

mommy left you here because she really hates your guts
she's hoping that you'll get a lot of nasty paper cuts
she's not coming back; no, you can't have a snack

you're at the library cuz mom don't love you ...

mommy's not around here to take you to the potty
no one's gonna wipe your nose when it gets all snotty
cry all story time, get frightened by a mime

you're at the library cuz mom don't love you ...

mommy's hoping that you'll meet up with some evil elves
who will throw big heavy books down on you from the shelves
she won't even care if you fall down the stairs

you're at the library cuz mom don't love you ...

mommy isn't coming back to take you to your home
now she's pretty far away, she's probably in rome
you'll have to make a bed out of all the books you read

you're at the library cuz mom don't love you ...

it won't help if you cry, and i can tell you why
you're at the library cuz mom don't love you ...

mommy's gonna leave you lonely when the building's closed
then you're gonna find out that it's haunted by a ghost
you may scream and shout, but there's no way to get out

you're at the library cuz mom don't love you ...
you're at the library cuz mommy don't love you

(Lyrics and music: Smith)